How Kidz Bop changes some popular song lyrics
By CNTributor Jason Cook
Kidz Bop is a group of children singing renditions of pop songs. But as most of us know, pop songs are filthy. So Kidz Bop has to do some great, wonderful, clever whitewashing of lyrics.
Here are some examples. I will never get the hour of my life back I spent sifting through these.
Carly Rae Jepsen, “Call Me Maybe”
Original lyric: Your stare was holdin’ / Ripped jeans, skin was showin’
Kidz Bop: Your stare was holdin’ / Ripped jeans, smile showin’
Katy Perry, “Hot N Cold”
Original lyric: You change your mind / Like a girl changes clothes / Yeah you PMS / Like a bitch, I would know
Kidz Bop: You change your mind / Like a girl changes clothes / Yeah you change your mind / Like a girl, I would know
Lady Gaga, “Alejandro”
Original lyric: Just smoke one cigarette and hush
Kidz Bop: Just walk away from me and hush
Flo Rida, “Whistle”
Original lyric: You just put your lips together and you come real close
Kidz Bop: You just put your lips together and you kiss my nose
Ke$ha, “Tik Tok”
Original lyric: Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Kidz Bop: Before I leave, brush my teeth and then I go and pack
Adele “Someone Like You”
Original lyric: That you found a girl and you’re married now
Kidz Bop: That you found a girl and you’re happy now
Lady Gaga, “Born This Way”
Original lyric: A different lover is not a sin
Nicki Minaj, “Starships”
Original lyric: Have a drink, clink / Found a Bud Light / Bad bitches like me is hard to come by
Kidz Bop: Have a think, clink / Have a good night / Good people like me is hard to come by
Original lyric: We’re higher than a motherfucker
Kidz Bop: We’re Kidz Bop and we’re takin’ over
Original lyric: But fuck who you want and fuck who you like
Kidz Bop: Dance with who you want and dance with who you like
Original lyric: And if you a G you a G G G
Kidz Bop: And if you’re with me, you’re free free free
Peaches, “Fuck the Pain Away”
Original lyric: Fuck the pain away / Fuck the pain away
Kidz Bop: Chuck the rain away / Chuck the rain away
Slayer, “Raining Blood”
Original lyric: Now I shall reign in blood!
Kidz Bop: Now I shall love my dad!
Kanye West, “Runaway”
Original lyric: Let’s have a toast for the douchebags, let’s have a toast for the assholes / Let’s have a toast for the scumbags, every one of them that I know
Kidz Bop: Let’s have some toast for breakfast, let’s have some before I go / Let’s have some toast before class, it’s the best breakfast I know
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song originally titled...Away”? I’m still waiting...NIN’s...
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