I totally knew lance armstrong was doping
No doi Lance Armstrong used steroids in his cycling career! I’ve been riding a bike since I was a kid and, trust me, I know when someone’s got a little help. Here were the tell-tale signs:
- He could go uphill without having to get off his bike and walk it
- The guy could ride with no hands!
- He could ride over the curb without falling
- His jean cuff never got stuck in the gears
- He never ONCE shit himself because he was peddling too hard, even if he had tacos for lunch
- Not ONCE
- He could ride on ALL terrains: asphalt, gravel, you name it.
- He could ride on grass
- Nobody ever made fun of him for wearing a helmet
- No training wheels
(via kayfabe)
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