How to Celebrate Breaking Bad’s Return
The premiere is Sunday and I am pumped. So I wrote this…enjoy?
1. Answer the phone with “YO BITCH”. Include “bitch” more in your vocabulary in general.
2. Carry a desk bell around. Tap it furiously when you’re angry. Bonus points for breathing furiously.
3.Enthuse about breakfast like there’s no tomorrow! Have extraordinary breakfasts this week! Have breakfast for dinner! Bonus points for each time you ask your roommates/partner what’s for breakfast.
4. Play the Walter White Drinking Game. One person is Walter White, while the other is Walt Junior. The Walter White forces Walt Junior to drink until…
5. Start collecting rocks and put them on your desk. When a coworker asks what the rocks are for, scream THEY’RE MINERALS.
6. Celebrate science. Cut yourself shaving and used hydrogen peroxide to cause an oxidation reaction? YEAH MR. WHITE. YEAH SCIENCE. Put mentos in diet coke? YEAH MR WHITE YEAH SCIENCE. Milk spoiled in the fridge. Yeah Mr. White, eh science.
How are you celebrating breaking bad’s return?
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If only I had seen this earlier in the week!
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Yo, bitch, what’s for breakfast?
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This is perfect. I have actually been unnecessarily adding “yo” to my sentences in my excitement… bitch.
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Bwahaha, breakfast. But I do love me some breakfast.
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